BB19 Prologue, Part I: Nervousing

It’s Memorial Day weekend here in the United States, which means it’s a little less than five weeks away from another Big Brother season.

I’ve been debating whether or not to cover this season, quite honestly. Well, two thoughts have come to mind. One being to end this blog after last season, another to do two more summer seasons and end things with BB20 next year. For now, I’ll spilt the difference and cover this season.

There seems to be a noticeable backlash in play on Twitter this preseason with several (including myself) hoping this is not another season where returning houseguests  are part of the cast. There is good reason behind such concern: BBOTT, Celebrity Big Brother’s winter season, and BB Canada 5 all had returnees, with two returnees winning and Jason Roy finishing second in his return season.

I wouldn’t be surprised if CBS and production did bring back contestants, because it works so well on Survivor, giving new champions a degree of credibility. The average ratings for BB have dipped five straight seasons, so they might not think of it as losing viewers, but keeping the bulk around as long as possible.

They will do what they want to do, and the best part of that is we don’t have to watch. As for me, I’ll decide when they decide. As someone a long time ago once said on this show of ours, a wise general doesn’t reveal his plans.

I’ll be back with part two once the cast is revealed, whenever that is.

BB18, Days 94-99 And Epilogue: Nicole Beats The Odds


Nicole (on the right) has now, amazingly, joined the list of Big Brother winners.

Recapping the last few events of the 18th season:

  • In the last HOH competitions of the season, Paul won the first part. Nicole then won the second part Friday night, making James one of the two technical nominees. Last night, Paul won the final part, which was the annual “guess what the juror said” competition with 4 correct answers to Nicole’s 3.
  • Paul then evicted James, who finishes in 3rd place.
  • In the jury vote, Nicole won 5-4 in a stunning upset.
  • Victor won the $25,000 as America’s Favorite Player.

Many people thought Paul had the season won when he won the last HOH competition. Many, including myself, were dead wrong. Somehow, someway, 24 year old Nicole Franzel, who two seasons ago was just a “superfan” like the rest of us, won the 18th season of Big Brother in her second attempt, and the $500,000 that goes with it. In doing so, she becomes the first woman to win a BB season in five years, the first to beat a man in the final vote, and only the third returnee in show history to win beyond her first attempt.

A year ago, I was sad to see BB17 draw to a close. There was no such sadness this year, as I checked out of BB18 before Labor Day. The heavy-handedness and frequent interference of production was easily traceable in the words and deeds of the houseguests as you saw them on the feeds. In fact, if you took somebody who primarily saw the feeds and put them in a conversation with someone who exclusively watched the TV show, it almost seems like each person was watching a different show from what the other person may have seen. The feedsters would probably have been fans of Michelle, Victor or Paul, while the TV fan probably enjoyed the two showmances that dominated the summer season. This season, more than others recently, it was a tale of two audiences.

The finale began with a similar but not identical set of circumstances as was encountered a year ago. Whoever won the last part of the HOH competition would be the winner, unless Nicole won and made the error of not taking fellow vet James to the final two. If Paul won, it seemed that it really didn’t matter who he took, as it seemed he would win either scenario. As we now know, Paul took Nicole to the final two and ditched James. Nicole did a Ginamarie from three years ago in her summation by seemingly being ineffective, removing any doubt she was a deserving winner.

Or so I thought.

Or so many thought.

The jury had other plans for Nicole by giving her the 5-4 victory, the first one vote margin since the jury went to nine members three years ago. Natalie, Corey, Paulie, Zakiyah, and Da’Vonne (another surprise) voted for Nicole to win, the others picked Paul.

Do I think the vote was rigged? Who knows. If they rigged it, it’s not illegal under the rules reality shows are governed by. Thus, a non-issue.  Other networks, that have their own reality shows and their own secrets to keep under lock, are unlikely to call out CBS and their producers for shenanigans. Plus, the structure of the season has favored and protected the vets all along, so why should the end of the season be any different?

I predicted big things for Paul back on Day 4, thinking he’d do the best among the men. I picked him finishing 3rd, but despite the seemingly boneheaded move of evicting James and not Nicole, he did one spot better than I thought he would.

Nicole’s luck (or help she got from production) ran good all season. It ran better than the wildest dreams of most last night. (I did have a dream that she would win Tuesday night, though Colette Lala over at the BB Gossip podcast had a similar and earlier vision.) I will be a good sport and congratulate her, though I will wonder eternally what she did on her own to win, other than lay in bed and canoodle with Corey most of the season. Many fans will likely think in the days and weeks ahead that she’ll be one of the overrated winners in show history, and I cannot say I disagree with the assessment.

In six days, BB’s first ever fall season begins. It is officially considered a spin-off of the Big Brother series, and not the 19th season of the main series. Since the show was announced while BB18 was going on back in July, I will not be covering the first “Over The Top” season. If there’s a second fall season in 2017, that may change.

The next season I plan to cover is BB19 in June of 2017. Until then, I’m taking a bit of a BB blogging break.

BB18, Days 88-93: Who’s The Punk?


Victor didn’t look all too comfortable at the HOH comp a week ago, and with good reason.

A lot to recap in this entry, so let’s get to it.

Here’s what took place in the final five stage, which concluded Monday night but didn’t air on TV until Tuesday night:

  • Back on Day 87 (last Friday), Paul and Victor were nominated by then HOH Corey.
  • On Day 88 (last Saturday), Nicole won the POV competition.
  • The following Day (last Sunday), the veto meeting was held, and Nicole chose to kept nominations as they were.
  • On Monday, the “surprise” eviction was held. Victor was evicted an unprecedented third time during the same season by a 2-0 vote. He finished in fifth place, and his three stays in the house last 23, 35, and 18 days, respectively.

In the final four stage that lasted in real time from Monday night until the live Wednesday show, here’s what happened:

  • Paul won HOH in another installment of the “What The Bleep?” contest that was also the final four HOH comp last year.
  • Corey and Nicole were nominated. It was Nicole’s first nomination this season, ending her streak at 91 days, the second longest streak in BB history behind Derrick’s technical nomination at the F3 stage on the 97th and final day of BB16.
  • Paul won the last POV competition of the season, another “Name The Day Such And Such Happened” competition.
  • On the live show last night, Paul opted not to use the POV on anyone.
  • As James wasn’t evicted, he voted to evict Corey, going out in 4th place on the 92nd Day.

But wait, there’s more!

  • The remaining three houseguests compete (as has been the custom since BB2) in a three-part HOH competition, with the winner of Part 1 meeting the Part 2 winner on the live finale next Wednesday night.
  • Paul won Part 1, an endurance contest, which didn’t air on the feeds.

Congratulations CBS, you got the finale you all wanted. Two returnees in the final three for the first time since BB7 in 2006, which had nothing but returnees. I had Paul in my pre-season top 3, finishing 3rd, and we now know it will be Paul versus either Nicole or James to crown the last HOH. James will tie Janelle’s mark of spending the most combined days in the house at 177, while Nicole will be third on that list at 169 days.

It really speaks volumes that the biggest moment this season took place in jury between Day and Paulie. Who knows if the moment was authentic, or made to look that way to drum up support for Da’Vonne being the “America’s Favorite Player” winner. (Also note how a producer stepped in before Da’Vonne could take Paulie’s head off, which I personally wouldn’t have minded seeing.) Personally, I endorse Victor for the award, as he fought hard in the house despite being the first ever evicted three times in a season. At least he played the game the way it was meant to be played.


Dingo over at Hamsterwatch said it a couple of weeks ago, briefly and perfectly. Big Brother has become the “football gag” from the Peanuts comic strip.

Lucy Van Pelt is the powers that be. Call it production, CBS, executives, whatever.

The football is the potential and the expectations of every season that comes and goes that we the fans have.

Charlie Brown is most (but not all) of us. We want to connect our foot to the football and watch it sail as high and as far as it can.

We, like Charlie Brown, never get to connect with the ball, because the ball is always yanked away at the last moment, much like what Lucy does. We’ll learn that lesson again once the online only season begins in two weeks.

How many times can we, the fans, land on our collective backs before something breaks?

Back next Thursday to wrap up the season. Meanwhile, I’m off to cancel my CBS All Access subscription.

BB18, Days 83-87: Screw Your Neighbor


The “Jatalie” showmance/friendship came to an end last night.

The facts and figures as of today were as follows:

  • Ratings: The show pulled in 5.15 million viewers Sunday (up against a wild Notre Dame-Texas shootout on ABC to open each team’s season). Wednesday’s show did better, getting 5.97 million.
  • On Monday (Day 83), Corey did not use his veto, locking the possible evictees in as either being James or Natalie.
  • On Thursday (Day 86), Natalie was evicted 3-0 to finish 6th.
  • The HOH competition was still going on as the show left the air. Later, Corey won the annual “fill a bowl walking on a slippery surface” comp to win his 2nd HOH.

Boredom continued to reign supreme in the house. First, the gang got dominoes, then production had the better idea of giving the six remaining contestants cards to play with. They played the usual games such as Poker, the appropriately named B***s**t, and Gin Rummy, passing along the time. Everyone seems to know everyone else’s strategy, so there’s very little left to talk about.

Last night was the first of three evictions in six days, and by next Wednesday, this year’s game will be down to the final three who will survive until the first-ever 99th day in show history, which will also be the last day of the season. James and Nicole already have moved into second and third place, respectively, in terms of spending the most days in the house in BB history. In fact, if James makes it to the final three, he will tie Janelle Pierzina’s record of being in the house for 177 days, despite only being on for two seasons to Janelle’s three.

As stated previously, Nicole could be the first contestant ever not to be nominated at all, should no one put her up in the final five, then the final four, then if she wins the last HOH competition on September 21st. She could also do all of that, and only win $50,000. Victor could be the first houseguest ever to be evicted to come back and win, not to mention the first houseguest evicted twice to win.

That’s the one thing the end of the season has going for it as it winds down: we may see things that have never been seen on this particular reality show before. It may be the only thing keeping viewers from abandoning ship in droves.

I’ll be back on Thursday the 15th with more.

BB18, Days 81-82: Nicole, The Last Not Nominated


@89razorskate20 caught this on one of the screens Friday. Seems production is already mailing it in…

The latest facts and figures:

  • Thursday’s ratings, due to 30 of the 32 NFL teams playing their last preseason game that night and Hurricane Hermine hitting northern and western Florida, were a mere 4.94 million viewers for the live show.
  • Nobody is a have not this week.
  • Natalie and James were nominated by HOH Victor this week. It was the first nomination for James, which makes Nicole the last un-nominated contestant this season.
  • With six houseguests left, everyone plays in the last three POV competitions.
  • Corey won the POV competition.

The dullness on the feeds drags on. Hate to say it, but I’d be lying if I said this was a riveting season. It feels a lot like a 99 day advertisement for the digital season starting a few weeks.

Congratulations to Nicole for being the last houseguest standing yet to be nominated. She will get to at least the 83rd day (the day of the POV meeting) before that can happen at the earliest. It is still possible she could be the first houseguest in show history to never to be nominated, not even by default in the final three, as Derrick, BB3’s Danielle and Jason were. But unless Corey and Nicole can win each of the last three HOH’s, I think it’s highly unlikely that someone won’t put her up before the end of the season.

Who had Nicole being the last not nominated houseguest this season? A show of hands, please. Nope, my hand’s not raised.

Looking like James will go on Thursday. If he wins veto, I think Natalie goes out. Pretty simple, that was until Nicole starting screeching about evicting Natalie the past 24 hours or so. But hey, she’s America’s sweetheart, right? It would also be further proof of possible pre-season collusion between Nicole of James, wouldn’t it.

Anyway, time to pee on the fire that is this blog entry. Due to the Labor Day holiday, I’ll be back on Friday with more stuff. The only things than can save this season is Corey evicting Nicole, or Paul winning. Neither look like likely events at this point.


BB18, Days 78-80: Grand Theft Pablo, Studio City

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Corey looking amorous, Nicole looking uncomfortable…

Here’s the latest news:

  • Wednesday’s CBS show: 6.20 million viewers.
  • Corey’s “BB Bribe” as part of this week’s final America’s Care Package has gone to Victor. In exchange, Victor will be required to vote out Michelle.
  • BB’s spin-off fall season now has a name. Big Brother: Over The Top will begin shortly after BB18’s finale on September 21st and will have a few new “bells and whistles” to it. The biggest wrinkles being that all competitions scheduled to take place live, and that the winner will win $250,000, not $500,000.
  • Michelle was evicted 3-2 when, as HOH, Nicole was needed to break a 2-2 tie. Victor and Corey voted Michelle, James and Natalie voted out Paul.
  • Victor won HOH in the annual “move eggs around a chicken wire” competition.

First, some thoughts about the fall season: I’m not impressed. The reasons why I won’t be blogging about it this fall were well defined by yesterday’s roll-out: it isn’t truly Big Brother with a lower prize and more interactive opportunities. While they do throw us the bone of letting us watch comps, the increased interaction only will increase production’s interference. It will be an all new cast, but hell, that’s what the show SHOULD be doing. Thus, I think BBOTT it’s a Trojan horse.

The show continues to do well in the ratings, probably due to the showmances. But, if you watch the live feeds, each relationship has significant chinks in its armor. I don’t expect either couple to last in the outside world too long.

Michelle went out with a bang, but you all knew she would, right? It gave Nicole the chance to play “avenging angel” but couldn’t even do that well, quickly playing the victim card once more, as that’s all she seems to know. If Big Meech had waited a few years to do the show, I have no doubt she would have been a legend. Her lack of filter and blindness at times to what was going on around her made her very entertaining in the house. I also don’t think production liked her all that much, so I wouldn’t count on a return in a future season, and that was before she had to be bleeped on the way out the door.

James threw the HOH comp that Victor won, which made no sense because he’s going to need to win something outside of endurance sooner or later. Natalie then promised to used the veto on him if they’re on the block together, so their collective game is a comedy of errors.

I’ll be back with more on Sunday. Right now, I have to keep watching and make sure this lady named Hermine is totally evicted from the Gulf of Mexico.

BB18, Days 76-77: Valley Of The Doll


A female sex doll was dropped into the house by drone on Sunday afternoon, and that’s what was written on its belly. I have no idea what it means.

News of the past couple of days:

  • Ratings continue to improve after being in a slump most of the year, as the Sunday show got 6.81 million viewers, which did better than the Cincinnati-Jacksonille NFL preseason game on NBC.
  • POV and HOH winner Nicole kept nominations the same, so either Paul or Michelle will finish in 7th place on Thursday night on the 79th day.

The biggest event in the house these past couple of the days was the unplanned visit of a drone, dropping a sex doll into the house. Everyone speculated what it all meant, with several houseguests coming up with all kinds of different possible answers and perceptions.

We’ve sunk pretty far when that serves as excitement.

Michelle looks done for, and I don’t think there will be an 11th hour miracle to save her as was the case during the double eviction a few weeks ago. Nicole keeping Victor around, a proven competitions winner, is in my mind a big mistake. Then again, Nicole was never going to be known as a great in-game tactician.

The ratings continue to rise over the past week. The show will probably average downward from the 6.18 they had last year, but not the 5.5 I predicted early this season. Could the boost in ratings be due to 4 of the 7 survivors (and soon 4 of the 6) are so-called “couples” in the house? Bold prediction: the fall BB spin-off will be couples related, ala BB9 in 2008. Why? CBS loves to spin new seasons as something new, when in fact it’s just a different spin of stuff we’ve seen before. It’s what they do.

Back Friday with more, sooner in the unlikely event things change dramatically, though I don’t see that happening. Let’s put it this way: this season can’t end fast enough for me.